we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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