you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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