My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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