the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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