i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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