Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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