i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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