yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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