I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This is classic penis vs brain.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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