We're like a lot better than the average bears
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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