16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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