Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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