I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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