if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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