do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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