so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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