i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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