I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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