I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Randomize