I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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