Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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