no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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