Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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