actually, I'm a sock model
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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