So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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