I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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