people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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