Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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