All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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