I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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