Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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