I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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