just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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