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how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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