Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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