some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You're like the curious george of whores
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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