Sponge bath it is.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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