IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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