wakey wakey hands off snakey
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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