do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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