I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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