Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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