let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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