do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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