I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Randomize