i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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