your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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