Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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