I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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