If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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